
Welcome to Knot Your Average Ceremony. My name is Jake, and I am "knot" your average officiant. I am an ordained minister based in the state of Michigan.
Your love story deserves to be celebrated exactly as it is. I specialize in crafting personalized, meaningful ceremonies for all couples, including LGBTQ+ and non-traditional partners. Whether your vision is romantic, funny, unconventional, or completely your own, I’ll help you create a ceremony that feels authentic, inclusive, and unforgettable.


| Package | Inclusions | Guest Count | Pricing |
|---|---|---|---|
| Elopement | Pre-written ceremony, Religious or Non-religious | Couple + witnesses | $100 |
| Micro-Wedding | Pre-written ceremony, or customized. Religious or Non-religious | Up to 35 guests | $200 |
| Main Event | Pre-written ceremony, or fully- customized. Religious or Non-religious, Unity Ceremony | Up to 300 guests | $300 |
I tailor each ceremony to be reflective of the individuals and the couple as a whole. I think just as I get to know these special couples, they would like to know a bit about me.
I am originally from the Jersey shore area (yes, central Jersey does exist), and lived in Tampa, FL for the past 10 years. I moved to western Michigan and married my husband in 2024. I enjoy hiking, kayaking, and any time in nature I can get. I have too many tattoos to count, but am always ready for my next. I have two dogs; Iris, a shepherd-pit mix, and Scooby-Doo, a mastiff-rottweiler mix.
